Kristin Sears (Den Mother)
Kristin founded The Ice Socialists in 2005 after taking a brief pause from her avid spoon collecting. When not writing for her flavor-licious troupe, she tends to her healthy obsession with her obese/diabetic/gay cat George by taking her little prince out and about in his cat stroller. Kristin recently reached a milestone when she complained on-line for the first time ever, after being scalded at Starbucks because the lid was not fastened on her latte. She would like to thank all the baristas at the 56th St./6th Avenue location for not tending to her burn and especially the manager for moping around her- without which, she might never have had the courage to tattle on-line and receive her Starbucks “sorry we burned you” gift card.
Minna Richardson
Minna hails from the village of dill. Where pickles were plentiful and lips always puckered. The mortal enemies of dill, sweet gerkin, lived across the lake. One faithful night the gerkins attacked and drove the dills out of the land of deli. Minna fled to the Americas and the soothing arm of ice cream sheltered her from the emotional storm of devastation. It is here that she has found her new home among the reptilian creatures of dairy. The most unrest thanks and praise for ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!!!
Jared Hacker
Jared has been with the Ice Cream Socialists since 2005, eating sketch and improv comedy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not dessert though. He’s trying to watch his figure. He grew up in Allentown and he personally tore all the factories down. He has been known to eat Subway sandwiches, but he’s not that Jared. Give him a little credit. He’s more of a poor man’s Justin Timberlake who can’t sing, dance, or put his d*** in a box. He birthed his career in comedy at the University of Pittsburgh, studying theatre, TV, and film. Spending four years in that town are more than enough for any decent human being, so he’s now in NYC, where he excels at multi-tasking and using Microsoft Office programs. Goooo Bayside, beat Valley!
Aubrey Levy
Aubrey was born on a blustery summer's day, on an ocean liner, to Norwegian refugees. Because of Maritime law, he was born without citizenship and was considered a pirate baby. Disappointing his pirate parents at a very young age, Aubrey took a job on the Canadian soap opera, "Les Feuilles de l'Hiver", (The Leaves of Winter) playing Louie, the adorable maple syrup delivery boy. He spent 10 uproarious years as Louie, before he was killed off in a violent maple syrup trough poisoning, in the episode "Mais ou est la Syrope?". Aubrey's since reconciled with his parents and has become a champion Chinese checkers player, though he's never been to China, and doesn't know how to play checkers.